What:
You know those people who don't need a pacifier to soothe their kid in the middle of a meltdown or when they're so overtired all they can do is scream and cry at superhuman volumes? I hate those people.
Wear:
- 65% poly, 35% viscose
- Super-soft, light, and airy
- Loose, draped fit crewneck with rolled cuffs, and a hi-low raw-edge hem
- Iliana is 5’3”, wearing a size M, never goes anywhere without her journal, and thinks a tortoise would destroy a snail in a footrace. (Especially since the snail has no feet.)
S : 25" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
M: 25.5" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)
Why:
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
