You know those people who don't need a pacifier to soothe their kid in the middle of a meltdown or when they're so overtired all they can do is scream and cry at superhuman volumes? I hate those people.
S : 25" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
M: 25.5" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)