Clean Laundry scent orders will begin to ship 12/11. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
What:
Think of this warm, flickering flame as a soothing, beautifully-scented way of me saying "LEAVE ME ALONE!" I need a break. If the light is on, I'm off. Get it?
Wear:
- 13.75 oz
- All Natural Soy Wax Blend
- 60-80 hour burn time
- Hand Poured in the USA
- Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
- The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
- Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
- Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
- Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
- A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
- My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
- Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please (Woodland Escape notes Lemon, Cedarwood, Fir Balsam, and Vanilla)
Why:
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.
