I thought I had a few left to give. I could have sworn I saw them the other day, when my kids were climbing on me during a Zoom call. Or maybe they were somewhere in that pile of toys in the corner. (Or is that laundry? Who can tell anymore?) But nope, it turns out there was only one, single, solitary f*ck that I had left to give. And now it's on fire, so I'm all out. Gotta say, though — it smells lovely.
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
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