This item is made-to-order and Sage Against The Machine will begin shipping on 4/23 in time for Mother's Day delivery.
What:
How’s it going? It’s GOING. How’s my day? It’s been a fucking DAY. When mom is answering questions like this, do something helpful or go into hiding. Preferably both.
Wear:
- 13.75 oz
- All Natural Soy Wax Blend
- 60-80 hour burn time
- Hand Poured in the USA
- Available in 6 custom Scary Mommy Scents
- The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
- Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
- Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
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Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
- Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
- Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Why:
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.
