What:
Some days you’re zen AF and other days you just need to light something on fire. Take your rage out on the wick of this candle. Bonus: your family will know to steer clear when the candle is lit. They’ve been warned.
Wear:
- 13.75 oz
- All Natural Soy Wax Blend
- 60-80 hour burn time
- Hand Poured in the USA
- Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
- The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
- Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
- Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
- Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
- A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
- Fall, My Second Favorite F Word (Orange Zest with notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
- Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please (Woodland Escape notes Lemon, Cedarwood, Fir Balsam, and Vanilla)
Why:
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
