FAQ

(WT)FAQ

Got questions? Here are some of the ones we’ve heard before. If your question isn’t on this list, just shoot an email to shop@scarymommy.com and we’ll get you the answers you need.

Do you offer discount codes?

We do! Sign up for our emails, and get 20% OFF your first order. Plus, you’ll be the first to know about any future sales, promotions, and new products. (And the emails have lots of other cool stuff in there, too, like shareable videos, original shows, articles, polls, and more.) 

Can discount codes be combined with other offers?

Discount codes cannot be combined with sitewide offers.

How and when will I get the cool stuff I ordered?

We have a whole Shipping Policy, if you want to really get into the nuts & bolts. In the meantime, here’s the CliffsNotes version:

Most orders will be delivered in 7-10 business days, with Standard shipping. If you need it faster, we have Express and Rush options, too.

Is shipping free?

Standard shipping is free on orders of $40 or more. (The item subtotal must be at least $40 — not including shipping costs, and after any discounts have been applied.) 

Can I track my order?

Yup! You’ll get a confirmation email to let you know your order’s been placed, and then a shipping confirmation email, with an estimated delivery date and a tracking number.

Do you ship to my town/city/country/galaxy?

We currently ship to U.S. addresses — including Alaska, Hawaii, and U.S. Territories — as well as PO Boxes/APO/FPO addresses. Future international and intergalactic plans are in the works.

Why do I drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Can’t help ya with that one. You ever wonder why there are no eggs in eggplant, no ham in hamburgers, no pines (or apples) in pineapples, why quicksand is slow, or why inflammable means the same thing as flammable? English is weird.

What if I don’t like what I ordered?

Here’s the whole page for Returns & Exchanges. Basically, it boils down to this:

We’re not happy unless you are. That’s why returns and exchanges are FREE (and easy!) within 30 days. Just email us at shop@scarymommy.com to get a pre-paid return label. Be sure to include your name, your order number, and any details about what you’re exchanging and/or returning. If an item is damaged, include a picture of it in the email, too.

If you’re returning something for a refund, you’ll get the price of the product back, minus the original shipping cost. If you’re exchanging, shipping is on us, both ways.

Refunds are credited to your original method of payment, usually 1-3 days after we get your return. Exchanges are shipped within 2-5 days after we get the item to be replaced.

A few disclaimers: Returns must be unworn, unwashed, and undamaged. Items NOT eligible for return or exchange are beauty products, swimwear, and intimates. (Yuck.) Any item marked FINAL SALE or OUTLET is also not eligible for return or exchange.

What kind of payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shopify Pay.

My card isn’t going through!

If your payment method was declined, you may have entered your information incorrectly, or the address might not be matching. (It’s not easy to type when someone is pulling, peeing, calling, kicking, biting, or sucking on you.) If you double-check all your info and it’s still not working, the issue might be an expiration date, or insufficient funds. (We’ve all been there, sister.) If you try a new payment method and it still doesn’t work, email us at shop@scarymommy.com and we’ll help you figure it out.

Did my water break, or did I just pee myself?

Important question: Are you pregnant? If so, it’s probably 50/50. If not, we’re gonna say that’s pee. (Again, been there, done that. No judgement.)

What size should I order?

Each piece of clothing has a slightly different fit. Ever order a “medium” and it feels more like a “smedium?” Make sure to check out the specific fit information (flowy, fitted, relaxed, etc.), along with the measurements, in the “Wear” section of each product description.

When will you add new products?

All. The. Time. We’re literally creating and finding all sorts of cool new shit every day. Check back whenever you have some free time (hahahahaha yeah, right) or remember to sign up for our email to get updates (and that 20% OFF your first order). Talk to you soon!

Do you offer referral rewards?

Girl, you know friends don’t let friends pay full price. Start referring today, and you and your friends can all get discounts. They'll get a code for 20% OFF their first order, and you'll get 20% OFF once they shop. So spread the word, and share the savings!