A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy, with drawstring hood
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit, with ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• 100% cotton fleece
• Soft, comfy
• Oversized fit, with drawstring hood
• Bailey is 5’7”, wearing a size M, knows the capital of every state, and is just waiting for it to come up so she can impress everyone in the room.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 22.5" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Iliana is 5’3”, wearing a size M, never goes anywhere without her journal, and thinks a tortoise would destroy a snail in a footrace. (Especially since the snail has no feet.)

S : 25" (length from shoulder) 14" (chest) 
M: 25.75" (length from shoulder) 15" (chest) 
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest) 
XL: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 17.5" (chest)
2XL: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck, with front embroidered detail
• Modern, loose fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Faster than a speeding toddler. Able to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a just-bathed blowout. Look, collapsed on the couch and still changing a diaper with one hand! It's — supermom!

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Christine is 5’6”, wearing a size M, and has a twin sister. (In fact, she has SIX sets of twins in her family!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy, with drawstring hood
• Modern, loose fit, with ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I'm not sleeping. I'm just resting my eyes. Hopefully for 8-12 hours.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 46% cotton, 4% rayon
• Contains organic & recycled materials
• Soft & cozy relaxed fit crewneck
• Blair is 5’11”, wearing a size M, and is named after her dad’s college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

S : 30.88" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest)
M: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
L: 32.13" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest)
XL: 32.75" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest) 

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, lightweight
• High/low hem and side slits
• Nicole is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is a Brooklynite (by way of Alaska!) who writes, directs, and acts in sketch comedy shows.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Money moves sound great, but tbh my moves these days are more like bending over to pick stuff up, tryna fold a stroller, and jumping out of bed in the middle of the night. Okurrrrrr?

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Bailey is 5’7”, wearing a size M, knows the capital of every state, and is just waiting for it to come up so she can impress everyone in the room. 

S : 25" (length from shoulder) 14" (chest)
M: 25.75" (length from shoulder) 15" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)
XL: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 17.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% cotton fleece
• Soft, comfy
• Oversized fit, with drawstring hood
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 22.5" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Faster than a speeding toddler. Able to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a just-bathed blowout. Look, collapsed on the couch and still changing a diaper with one hand! It's — supermom!

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Nicole is 5’4”, wearing a size S, and is a Brooklynite (by way of Alaska!) who writes, directs, and acts in sketch comedy shows.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Girl, we should be damn proud of our bods. From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every single one of 'em should be celebrated.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Bailey is 5’7”, wearing a size M, knows the capital of every state, and is just waiting for it to come up so she can impress everyone in the room.

S : 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
XL: 27" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
2X: 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 60% airlume-combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly
• Super soft, cozy, with drawstring hood
• Modern, loose fit with crossover V at neckline and kangaroo pocket
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate, or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft tank top
• Relaxed fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

You know that big hairy guy who also lives with us? This may come as a shock, but he, too, can change your diaper, locate your toys, and even (gasp!) turn on the microwave. I need a few minutes of me time. Go see if he can help you out.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Ashley is 5'1", wearing a size S, is obsessed with Dirty Dancing, and has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (So basically, nobody puts her in the corner!)

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 22.5" (chest) 
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest) 
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest) 
2X: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 25.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real.

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I'm a completely normal person until you hurt my kid. Then I'm more like a normal nuclear reactor explosion.

Wear:

• Tri-blend: 50% cotton, 38% poly, 12% rayon
• Super soft, lightweight, crewneck
• Relaxed fit
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

"Have kids," they said. "It's magical," they said. "You'll never have a second to yourself, lives will be totally dependent on you, and you'll juggle millions of jobs every day," they said. What...no one told you that last part? Welp, you're in it now. But don't worry...we all are.

Wear:

• 100% cotton
• Soft, fitted crewneck
• Contrast binding at neckline and sleeves for a throwback look
• Ashley is 5'1", wearing a size M, is obsessed with Dirty Dancing, and has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (So basically, nobody puts her in the corner!)

S : 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16.25" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17.25" (chest) 
L: 26.75" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) 
XL: 27.25" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) 

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Once upon a time, women were afraid to admit that motherhood wasn't 100% rainbows and unicorns, or that their kid could – occasionally – be an asshole. And then Scary Mommy came along.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 46% cotton, 4% rayon
• Contains organic & recycled materials
• Soft & cozy relaxed fit crewneck
• Ashley is 5'1", wearing a size S, is obsessed with Dirty Dancing, and has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (So basically, nobody puts her in the corner!)

S : 26.25" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest)
M: 26.75" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
L: 27.25" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
XL: 27.75" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

Wear:

• Tri-blend: 50% cotton, 38% poly, 12% rayon
• Super soft, lightweight, crewneck
• Relaxed fit
• Christine is 5’6”, wearing a size M, and has a twin sister. (In fact, she has SIX sets of twins in her family!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Faster than a speeding toddler. Able to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a just-bathed blowout. Look, collapsed on the couch and still changing a diaper with one hand! It's — supermom!

Wear:

• 100% cotton
• Embroidered front panel
• Adjustable buckle closure

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy crewneck
• Modern, loose fit with dropped shoulder, ribbed cuffs & waistband
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Every Mother Counts, helping women around the world get access to essential maternity care.

What:

"Have kids," they said. "It's magical," they said. "You'll never have a second to yourself, lives will be totally dependent on you, and you'll juggle millions of jobs every day," they said. What...no one told you that last part? Welp, you're in it now. But don't worry...we all are.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 46% cotton, 4% rayon
• Contains organic & recycled materials
• Soft & cozy relaxed fit crewneck
• Karolena is 5’5”, wearing a size XL, is a stand-up comedian, and once broke her knee playing rugby in college. (Which made it especially painful to deliver knee-slappers.)

S : 30.88" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest)
M: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
L: 32.13" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest)
XL: 32.75" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest) 

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real