One Strong Mother scoopneck tee
One Strong Mother scoopneck tee
One Strong Mother scoopneck tee
One Strong Mother scoopneck tee
One Strong Mother scoopneck tee
One Strong Mother scoopneck tee
One Strong Mother scoopneck tee
One Strong Mother scoopneck tee

One Strong Mother scoopneck tee

$28.00

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.  

Wear:
  • 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
  • Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look
    Why:
    • FREE RETURNS
    • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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    Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

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    • Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)
      Why:
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      In case you couldn't tell by my tone of voice or the fire in my eyes. PS - this ain't just for the kids. It goes for my boss, my SO, the patriarchy, the universe, and anyone else who stands in between me and what I know I deserve. (But definitely the kids, too!)

      Wear:
      • Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
      • Stylish, modern fit
      • Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
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        Why:
        • FREE RETURNS
        • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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        Between super strength, mind-reading, and the ability to single-handedly get all the shit done all the time, my Mom Power makes me basically a superhero. (Also, I can shoot fire from my eyes. Just ask my SO.)

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        • Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
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        • Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.
          Why:
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          I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage, on fleek? Ugh. Whatever.

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          • Blair is 5'11'', wearing a size M, and is semi-obsessed with Pez dispensers. (She has 397 of ‘em!)
            Why:
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