Inspired by Henri Matisse line drawings and our patron saint Audrey Hepburn. Printed on distressed cotton and made to layer, tie up, tuck in, and make your own.

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Downtown: where the lights are brighter, drinks are bougier, and you can find me living my very best life.

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• 50% Polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ringspun Cotton, 25% Rayon
• Side seams, relaxed fit
• Screenprinted in East Villate, NYC

Some days she's ordering an old fashioned. Some days she's rocking statement heels. And some days she'll have the cake. What can we say? This is what makes her a lady.

Inspired by women who dare to believe they can become the people they’ve always dreamed of being. Show this off on a day you need reminded that dreams can and do come true. Available in two colorways.

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• 100% combed and ringspun Cotton
• Relaxed Fit
• Screenprinted in the East Village, NYC

Inspired by the cute, classy, total feminist who knows women will always support each other and stick together get it done. Feel free to flaunt your girl power and make a statement.

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• 50% Polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ringspun Cotton, 25% Rayon
• Relaxed Fit
• Screenprinted in East Villate, NYC

Cabrona pero Cute! Super cozy navy blue tee, 100% Cotton.

• Navy blue tee
• White design
• Screen printed in Texas
• 100% Cotton
• Unisex Fit

Our Dockside Tee features a classic, relaxed fit with our softest lightweight fabric so that no matter what activity you're engaging in, you'll be cool and comfortable. Perfect for brunch or the beach, you'll want to wear this everywhere!

Our Recycled Stretch Jersey fabric has moisture management properties to wick away sweat.

• Lightweight
• 4-Way Stretch
• Antimicrobial
• UV Protection

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Our Trailblazer Tee takes the classic silhouette and amps it up with sporty color blocking and a slightly slimmer fit. Complete the look with the our Trailblazer Capri or Downriver Shorty.

• Collar inset lays flat and offers comfortable coverage
• Shaped hem flatters and allows for greater range of mobility

Our Recycled Stretch Jersey fabric has moisture management properties to wick away sweat.

• Lightweight
• 4-Way Stretch
• Antimicrobial
• UV Protection 

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Our best- selling Latina Power tee now available in black! 

• Black tee/ White design
• Unisex Sizing (Model is wearing an X-Small)
• Screen printed locally in Brownsville, TX
• Our Current turn around time is 10 to 12 business days
• *Photos by Jana Cantua

Not Your Mamacita! We are strong as heck and belong to no one! 

The perfect peach color with the perfect message for all bad ass women! 

• Peach Shirt / black design
• Unisex fitting (Model is wearing an X-Small)
• Screen printed in Brownsville, TX
• Orders will ship within 10 to 14 business days

*Photos by Jana Cantua 

Life is about the little things. Adventures with friends. Nights under the stars. Enjoying your life. This tee highlights it all.

• Rust Tee/ Pink design
• Roadtrips. Amigas por vida. Disco Balls. Playas. Viajes. Aventuras. Micheladas. Girl power. Blue skies. Jefa vibes. Noches bajo las estrellas. Manifesting shit. Happiness. Self care. Besitos. Apapachos. Pura felicidad.
• Unisex Fit (Model is wearing a small)
• 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
• Screen printed in Brownsville, TX
• Our current turn around time is 10 to 12 business days.

What:

I smelled like teen spirit. I ended up walking in the cold November rain till I was under the bridge. I wondered who was my wall. Ahhh...kids today will never know the pure joy of the perfect mix tape, but I'll keep reminding them that after 90s rock, nothing else matters.

Wear:

• Irresistibly soft 52% cotton, 48% poly blend with crew neck
• Acid wash creates a vintage tour-shirt look
• Fits like a well-loved favorite
• This shirt runs large, order 1 size down
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size XS, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Between super strength, mind-reading, and the ability to single-handedly get all the shit done all the time, my Mom Power makes me basically a superhero. (Also, I can shoot fire from my eyes. Just ask my SO.)

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blair is 5'11'', wearing a size M, and is semi-obsessed with Pez dispensers. (She has 397 of ‘em!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

In case you couldn't tell by my tone of voice or the fire in my eyes. PS - this ain't just for the kids. It goes for my boss, my SO, the patriarchy, the universe, and anyone else who stands in between me and what I know I deserve. (But definitely the kids, too!)

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage, on fleek? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blair is 5'11'', wearing a size M, and is semi-obsessed with Pez dispensers. (She has 397 of ‘em!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
• Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Sun, surf, sand, summer. I'm officially in my happy place, beaches.  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
• Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

I'm just over here making sure the next generation is ready to fix everything we screw up, and make the world a better place. No pressure or anything.  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
• Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look

• Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

"Just a girl." "Just a mom." "Just a wife." Just watch me smash all your perceptions. (And maybe your face if you say that again.)  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
• Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

I couldn't find my keys, their shoes, or any fucks left to give. If you can't relate, we probably can't be friends. #sorrynotsorry

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• XXXX is XX’XX”, wearing a size XX, and XXXXXXXXXX

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Goldfish, pretzels, cereal, fruit snacks, puffs, booty, popcorn, candy, yogurt, almonds. I carry it all, just in case. And sometimes I even bring snacks for the kids, too!  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real