Sure the house is a mess and everything is chaos but look, a pretty candle. Romantic right? Maybe this is the best you can do right now and honestly, it's the romantic thought that counts.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
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Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
You don't need some bullsh*t holiday to know that you love each other, but a little reminder never hurts. Especially when it smells this good.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
It's that "special" time of day when you can finally have a moment free of the kids to reconnect as a couple...or just fall asleep on the couch watching Netflix.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
After all these years and all the sh*t you've been through, you still like each other? It defies all logic! But it's pretty damn cool.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
