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This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)!

What:

This boxed set contains the key to the most accessible virtual reality experience of all time.

Slip on any of these 3 buttery-soft satin eye masks to transport to a peaceful world free of harsh lighting, unencumbered by the day’s chaos. Take a deep breath, exhale your worries and breath in calm as you savor the soothing view of the back of your eyelids. Start practicing for the big vacation you deserve with a mini vacation from incessant visual stimulation.

Each mask is printed with a message to deter interruption so you can snooze it before you lose it.

Wear:

• Three satin eye mask packaged in a gift box
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Serve up some 2005-velour-vibe nostalgia in this buttery-soft sweatsuit, updated with a comfy high waist and sensible pocket space. Cozy enough for the couch, cute enough for all the other shit you have to do first.

“I’ll Try Again Tomorrow” is an homage to the badassery of moms! No matter how hard today gets, moms are going to try again tomorrow. This is a wearable reminder of how incredible that is, even (especially!) on the days you shift into survival-mode before lunchtime. 

So go ahead, give the kids an ipad, order takeout and throw those “real pants” from 2019 in the trash. You can try again tomorrow, in your new velour pants.

Wear:

• 90% Polyester 10% Crushed Velvet
• Standard unisex fit
• Adjustable waist with drawstring
• Side pockets
• Available in sizes XS - 3XL
• Machine Wash Cold
• Tumble Dry Low
• Matching hoodie available!

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Serve up some 2005-velour-vibe nostalgia in this buttery-soft sweatsuit, updated with a comfy high waist and sensible pocket space. Cozy enough for the couch, cute enough for all the other shit you have to do first.

“I’ll Try Again Tomorrow” is an homage to the badassery of moms! No matter how hard today gets, moms are going to try again tomorrow. This is a wearable reminder of how incredible that is, even (especially!) on the days you shift into survival-mode before lunchtime. 

So go ahead, give the kids an ipad, order takeout and throw those “real pants” from 2019 in the trash. You can try again tomorrow, in your new velour sweats.

Wear:

• 90% Polyester 10% Crushed Velvet
• Standard unisex fit
• Available in sizes XS - 3XL
• Machine Wash Cold
• Tumble Dry Low
• Matching sweatpants available!

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)! 

What:

You know that big hairy guy who also lives with us? This may come as a shock, but he, too, can change your diaper, locate your toys, and even (gasp!) turn on the microwave. I need a few minutes of me time. Go see if he can help you out.

Wear:

• Satin
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real