Once the kids are in bed, dad is officially off duty and ready to relax. The perfect gift for gamer dads or anyone who knows the joy of those few precious off-duty hours.
The details:
16 oz vacuum insulated stainless steel
Glossy white
dishwasher and microwave safe
The delight:
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This item will begin to ship 2/3. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
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Sure the house is a mess and everything is chaos but look, a pretty candle. Romantic right? Maybe this is the best you can do right now and honestly, it's the romantic thought that counts.
Wear:
13.75 oz
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60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
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This item will begin to ship 2/3. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
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The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
