I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.
There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.
All day. Every day.
Yeah, you know me. Naptime is the BEST. Eyes closed, all swaddled up, half-drunk bottle leaking on the pillow. And sometimes my kids even take naps, too!
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Much like my favorite Red Hot, my little one is a tiny bit fiery, brings tears to my eyes (through both joy and pain), and makes everything better.
Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.
I feel like just knowing where the eff my keys are would be a major key to success for me.