I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
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I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask
I Hate This mask

I Hate This mask

$12.00
What:

Look, none of us are loving having to wear the masks. I hate wearing this, I hate Covid, I hate 2020, I hate this whole deal. I’m going to use my mask to vent my feelings, not my droplets.

Wear:
  • Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
  • Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
  • Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
  • Comes in two sizes:
  1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
  2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males
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