I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.
It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.
Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.
Take a deeeeep breath. It's all gonna be ok. Probably.