What:

It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

Wear:

• 52% airlume-combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, crewneck, with front patch detail
• Modern, loose fit
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size M, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy crewneck
• Modern, loose fit with dropped shoulder, ribbed cuffs & waistband
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Take a deeeeep breath. It's all gonna be ok. Probably.

Wear:

• Handpoured soy candle
• Lavender scent

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

And maybe spit. Just want to get it all on the table.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Definitely gonna put my keys on this beauty. As soon as I find my keys, that is...

Wear:

• 3" x 1.25"
• Acrylic keytag
• Comes with 1" split keyring

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

Wear:

• 100% hypoallergenic acrylic
• Patch embroidery detail
• Unfolded, hand washable
• One size fits most

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend scoopneck with dolman sleeve
• Loose, draped fit
• Iliana is 5’3”, wearing a size M, never goes anywhere without her journal, and thinks a tortoise would destroy a snail in a footrace. (Especially since the snail has no feet.)

S : 26.25" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest)
M: 26.75" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
L: 27.25" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
XL: 27.75" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 14kt gold filled
• Bars measure approximately 1.5"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real