What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 46% cotton, 4% rayon
• Contains organic & recycled materials
• Soft & cozy relaxed fit crewneck
• Blair is 5’11”, wearing a size M, and is named after her dad’s college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

S : 30.88" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest)
M: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
L: 32.13" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest)
XL: 32.75" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest) 

Why:

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What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

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• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy crewneck
• Modern, loose fit with dropped shoulder, ribbed cuffs & waistband
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

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• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit

• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

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• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

Wear:

• Tri-blend: 50% cotton, 38% poly, 12% rayon
• Super soft, lightweight, crewneck
• Relaxed fit
• Christine is 5’6”, wearing a size M, and has a twin sister. (In fact, she has SIX sets of twins in her family!)

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 14kt gold filled or sterling silver
• Disc circumference is 5/8"
• 18" chain
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 14kt gold filled
• Bars measure approximately 1.5"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real