What:

At any given moment, a mom’s brain is overflowing with fifty trillion items of varying importance. To-do lists, mental notes, small moments of gratitude we want to hold on to, what we should have said in that conversation 3 weeks ago, upcoming appointments, and colorful swear words all swirling in a perpetual tornado of overwhelming brain noise. This unique, funny pink notebook is the refuge she needs to unload the $%#@storm without filters or judgment. Brimming with hilarious encouragement for kick-ass moms whose goal is not perfection, but making it to the end of the damn day.

Mom's Planning and Profanity Notebook is the perfect companion for Moms with its clearly laid out sections for lists, gratitude, venting, and notes sprinkled with humor and uplifting messages that resonate. It’s cheaper than therapy and funnier too.

Looking for a perfect Mother’s Day gift under $20? Look no more, this unique and useful (!) gift for mom will make this Mother's Day feel extra special.

Wear:

• 128 pages
• 7" x 9"
• 4 sections: Lists, Gratitude, Venting, & Notes

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 12 oz stoneware
• Glossy white with red rim and speckles
• Hand wash recommended

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Take a deeeeep breath. It's all gonna be ok. Probably.

Wear:

• Handpoured soy candle
• Lavender scent

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 12 oz stoneware
• Glossy color outside, glossy white inside
• Hand wash recommended
• Black rim and speckles

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 12 oz stoneware
• Glossy color outside / glossy white inside
• Hand wash recommended
• Black rim and speckles

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Need a journal? A place to keep lists full of things you probably (definitely) won't have time to do? Something to doodle in during meetings to pretend you're taking notes? You've come to the write place.

Wear:

• 70 white lined sheets and thick black chipboard back cover
• 7" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Need a journal? A place to keep lists full of things you probably (definitely) won't have time to do? Something to doodle in during meetings to pretend you're taking notes? You've come to the write place.

Wear:

• 70 white lined sheets and thick black chipboard back cover
• 7" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Once upon a time, women were afraid to admit that motherhood wasn't 100% rainbows and unicorns, or that their kid could – occasionally, rarely, once in a while – be a little a-hole. And then Scary Mommy came along.

Wear:

• 18 oz stoneware
• Matte white outside, glossy red inside
• Hand wash recommended

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Yeah, you know me. Naptime is the BEST. Eyes closed, all swaddled up, half-drunk bottle leaking on the pillow. And sometimes my kids even take naps, too!

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

All day. Every day.

Wear:

• Matte poly cover with poly fill

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Moms love having a stash of cards to whip out at a moment’s notice, because running back to the store (she already went twice this week) means derailing a whole afternoon. This pack has all the cards she needs for the people who want to hear from the real her: hilarious thank you cards for everyone, mom-friends, and teachers No more cheesy cards from the grocery store, just real sentiments, real funny. Just under $25, this set of 12 funny thank you cards will make a perfect touch to any Mother’s (or any!) Day Gift.

Wear:

• Pack of 12 greeting cards with envelopes
• 4.25" x 5.5"
• Greeting Card occasions: 4 Thank You, 2, Teacher appreciation, 5 friendship , & 1 encouragement

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 16 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

Look, it's not for everyone. Let's get that out of the way up front. But if you do choose a path full of pinching, pulling, pumping, sucking, biting, cracking, and leaking, you deserve a medal. Or at least a badge.

Wear:

• 4" x 6"
• 14 pt. cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Our “Standard shipping” and "UPS Ground" are not guaranteed for Father's Day delivery

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Lighting a match is fine and all, but why not grace the next one in with something a little better? Light up one of these dad-scented candles for a result that's more classy than just covering up:

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in 5 custom Dad Scents

1. Dad’s Early Morning Mow (Smells like the best lawn on the block)
2. Fire Up The Grill (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
3. Dad Shoe (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
4. Saturday Morning Pancakes (Smells syrupy and unburnt)
5. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Our “Standard shipping” and "UPS Ground" are not guaranteed for Father's Day delivery

 It's the scent that has neighbors poking their heads over the fence to see what's on the grill — that inimitable, primordial combination of fire and meat that's been in a dad's DNA since the first caveman hosted a wooly mammoth BBQ. Being able to bring that mouth-watering aroma indoors is rare...but in this case, it's truly well done. A candle that recreates dad's favorite smells just makes scents.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Our “Standard shipping” and "UPS Ground" are not guaranteed for Father's Day delivery

 They're the staple of every dad's uniform — the clean white sneakers that are so uncool they couldn't possibly be cooler. Sure, they wind up getting a little greener with every mow, and have had some meat and beer splatter on them from time to time. But there's a moment — the moment — when they first come out of the box, when all is perfect with the world, and you know you've found your sole mate. And that's exactly what you'll smell every time you light this baby up. A candle that recreates dad's favorite smells just makes scents.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

 Our “Standard shipping” and "UPS Ground" are not guaranteed for Father's Day delivery

Every true dad takes pride in the look of his lawn — rich green, tight height, and sharp edges. But there's more to the mow than meets the eye. In fact, it meets the nose. The scent that comes with creating the best lawn on the block is both motivating and meditative at the same time. And now every dad can light up a wick that captures the wonder of the fresh-cut waft. A candle that recreates dad's favorite smells just makes scents.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal