Ahhh, motherhood. The joys of creating a human life, gazing upon its beautiful face, and seeing it look back at you with unbridled adoration...while routinely dousing you in bodily fluids and feces. Hashtag magical.
4" x 6"
14 pt. cardstock
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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This item will begin to ship 12/8. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.