Clean Laundry scent orders will begin to ship 12/11. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
Some days you’re zen AF and other days you just need to light something on fire. Take your rage out on the wick of this candle. Bonus: your family will know to steer clear when the candle is lit. They’ve been warned.
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
This item will begin to ship 12/8. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.