Once the kids are in bed, dad is officially off duty and ready to relax. The perfect gift for gamer dads or anyone who knows the joy of those few precious off-duty hours.
The details:
16 oz vacuum insulated stainless steel
Glossy white
dishwasher and microwave safe
The delight:
FREE RETURNS
FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal
More You'll Love
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
After all these years and all the sh*t you've been through, you still like each other? It defies all logic! But it's pretty damn cool.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
Sure the house is a mess and everything is chaos but look, a pretty candle. Romantic right? Maybe this is the best you can do right now and honestly, it's the romantic thought that counts.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
It's that "special" time of day when you can finally have a moment free of the kids to reconnect as a couple...or just fall asleep on the couch watching Netflix.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
You don't need some bullsh*t holiday to know that you love each other, but a little reminder never hurts. Especially when it smells this good.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
