Because just like ice cream, you bring me joy, and I just wanna eat you up! (Also, totally unrelated...who wants to go get me some mint chocolate chip?)
Having kids is all sunshine and rainbows and happiness and OH MY GOD PUT THAT DOWN DO NOT TOUCH THAT!
"I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way..."
Much like my favorite Red Hot, my little one is a tiny bit fiery, brings tears to my eyes (through both joy and pain), and makes everything better.
Because like a good order of fries, you're amazing, and magical, and maybe sometimes a little too salty for my taste, but I can never get enough.