Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
This mask is a layup to the a classic dad joke. People will ask you, “What’s updog?” and you’ll be able to hit ‘em with “not much dog, what’s up with you?” You are a comedy legend now, thanks to this wing man of a mask.
Two layer mask: first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops. This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit.
Comes in two sizes:
Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males
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This gift include everything... literally everything
Finally, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been, well, written. When a kid says they're hungry? You MUST say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." If you drive into a new town, you MUST comment on the prices of gas. Door open? You MUST ask if the kids were raised in a barn. It's not a choice. It's a law — a Dad Law. For thousands of years, and for thousands to come, these are the rules. And now they're finally all in one place.
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