The design:
It may not always come through clearly while I'm wailing and flailing at all hours of the night (and morning), but I'm pretty glad I'm not just a kid — I'm your kid. I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying.
Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.
The details:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Flatlock seams
- Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
- Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
The delight:
- FREE RETURNS
- FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal