2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set

2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set

$164.00
Ships Free!

What: 

Commemorate the ultimate dumpster fire of a year by burning something. (The candles, we mean.)

Wear:
  • 4 of our Scary Mommy candles saying how we all feel in 2020. All in Zen AF because that is what we need in 2020
  1. 2020 oh look it is on fire candle
  2. This is 'My Pretending Everything is Fine' candle
  3. I Just Need Something to Burn candle
  4. My Last Fuck candle 
  • 13.75 oz each
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time each
  • Hand Poured in the USA
    Why:
    • FREE RETURNS
    • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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    What:

    SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.

    Wear:

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    What: 

    Moms need to de-stress more than anyone in the world. These candles deliver a laugh along with a soothing scent.

    Wear:
    • 3 candles with our custom Scary Mommy Scents
    1. Pretend I did The Laundry candle (Clean Laundry Scent)
    2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Sandalwood Scent)
    3. Out of Service Candle with a Scent of Zen AF (Calming Lavender Scent)
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    • 60-80 hour burn time each
    • Hand Poured in the USA
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      Wear:
      • 4 of our favorite Winter candle and scent combos
      1. O'Holy Fuck Candle With A Scent of Evergreen Tress & Sanity Please
      2. Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire With A Scent of Spiced Holiday Stress
      3. And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This With A Scent of Festive AF
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      3. Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
      4. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
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