The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

I couldn't find my keys, their shoes, or any fucks left to give. If you can't relate, we probably can't be friends. #sorrynotsorry.

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Emelie is 5’7”, wearing a size M, and could only eat Italian food while binging The Sopranos. (For 2 months!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• Super soft 50% poly, 37.5% cotton, 12.5% rayon
• Feminine, cozy, versatile, and plush in a classic pullover fit with a wide neck 
• Relaxed fit, can be worn off the shoulder
• Sideseamed with long sleeves, 1x1 rib neckline, and wide ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Between super strength, mind-reading, and the ability to single-handedly get all the shit done all the time, my Mom Power makes me basically a superhero. (Also, I can shoot fire from my eyes. Just ask my SO.)

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges, neck ribbing, double needle hems, side seamed, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Between super strength, mind-reading, and the ability to single-handedly get all the shit done all the time, my Mom Power makes me basically a superhero. (Also, I can shoot fire from my eyes. Just ask my SO.)

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blair is 5'11'', wearing a size M, and is semi-obsessed with Pez dispensers. (She has 397 of ‘em!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

In case you couldn't tell by my tone of voice or the fire in my eyes. PS - this ain't just for the kids. It goes for my boss, my SO, the patriarchy, the universe, and anyone else who stands in between me and what I know I deserve. (But definitely the kids, too!)

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

I'm just over here making sure the next generation is ready to fix everything we screw up, and make the world a better place. No pressure or anything.  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
• Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look

• Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I couldn't find my keys, their shoes, or any fucks left to give. If you can't relate, we probably can't be friends. #sorrynotsorry.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% brass, handstamped
• The thin bangle measures 1/4" x 7" including the circle medallion, and will fit most wrists

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every one of 'em should be celebrated.

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges, neck ribbing, double needle hems, side seamed, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every one of 'em should be celebrated.

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Melanie is 5’4”, wearing a size S, and has never met a dog she didn’t love.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 12 oz stoneware
• Glossy white with red rim and speckles
• Hand wash recommended

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real