My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle

My Last F*ck Candle

Regular price $35.00

Due to high demand, we are currently SOLD OUT! But check out the rest of the Shop for your other Mother's Day Needs!

What:

I thought I had a few left to give. I could have sworn I saw them the other day, when my kids were climbing on me during a Zoom call. Or maybe they were somewhere in that pile of toys in the corner. (Or is that laundry? Who can tell anymore?) But nope, it turns out there was only one, single, solitary f*ck that I had left to give. And now it's on fire, so I'm all out. Gotta say, though — it smells lovely.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. Zen as Fuck (Calming Lavender)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Waves on a Kid-Free Beach Far, Far Away From Here (Tranquil Waters)
  4. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
  5. Flowery Shit (Country Jasmine)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real