The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.
I'm just over here making sure the next generation is ready to fix everything we screw up, and make the world a better place. No pressure or anything.
Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)
Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.
Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.