You know, sometimes I get really sick of being referred to as "eye candy." But I get over it pretty quickly.
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal
Declaration of Love notepad
What could be more romantic than filling in the blanks on a form letter? Wow your partner with your thoughtfulness and efficiency, and hold on to this document for your records as evidence that you made an effort.
40 Official Evidence sheets
4.5" x 5.75"
F*ck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
You don't need some bullsh*t holiday to know that you love each other, but a little reminder never hurts. Especially when it smells this good.
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry (Warm Cotton)
Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
The Perfect Pack greeting cards
Never be caught scrambling to get a card at the last second ever again. You’re now prepared for that moment when you realize “THAT is TODAY?”
With this pack, every card is perfect for every occasion.
Nothing says "heartfelt" like checking the right boxes from a diverse list of options. Seriously, if you didn't care, would you have taken the time to mark off the option that's the closest approximation to the occasion you're pretty sure is happening? We don't think so.