Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire candle
Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire candle
Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire candle
Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire candle
Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire candle

Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire candle

Regular price $35.00

Holiday candle orders will begin to ship 11/24. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What: 

Official holiday announcement: I'm all out of f*cks to give. I've thrown all my holiday stress into the fire and now I'm just basking in the glow of not caring.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
  2. Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
  3. Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
  4. Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
  5. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real