Commemorate the ultimate dumpster fire of a year by burning something. (The candles, we mean.)
A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.
Look at me, I'm so fun and festive. I lit a candle, so my work here is done. We can't all be interior decorators and that's fine with me.
If I hear "Jingle Bells" one more time I'm going to lose it. Making the holidays magical for everyone is exhausting, and I'm beyond done.
Official holiday announcement: I'm all out of f*cks to give. I've thrown all my holiday stress into the fire and now I'm just basking in the glow of not caring.