This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle

This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle

Regular price $35.00

Clean Laundry scent orders will begin to ship 12/11. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to ignore the fact that everything is chaos all around me and focus on this calming scented candle. I’m fine, this is all fine, we’ll all be fine.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
  5. A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
  6. My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
  7. Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please (Woodland Escape notes Lemon, Cedarwood, Fir Balsam, and Vanilla)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real