S.O.S (Straight Outta Shits) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Shits) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Shits) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Shits) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Shits) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Shits) candle

S.O.S (Straight Outta Shits) candle

Regular price $35.00

This item is made-to-order and Sage Against The Machine will begin shipping on 4/23 in time for Mother's Day delivery

What:

Sometimes you deal with so much bullshit you need to put up a smoke signal, or at least an aromatherapeutic scent signal so everyone can get the message: HELP! I just do not give a shit anymore!

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  5. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
  6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.