Sage Away The Bullshit candle

Sage Away The Bullshit candle

Regular price $35.00

This item is made-to-order, Sage Against The Machine candle scent will begin shipping on 4/23 in time for Mother's Day delivery


When you need to get the bad energy the fuck out of your face, light this candle. Inhale its soothing scent, exhale the bullshit. Repeat as necessary

  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in our custom Scary Mommy "Sage Against The Machine" scent (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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