What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% cotton
• One size fits most

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Goldfish, pretzels, cereal, fruit snacks, puffs, booty, popcorn, candy, yogurt, almonds. I carry it all, just in case. And sometimes I even bring snacks for the kids, too!  

Wear:

• 100% cotton "A" grade washed canvas
• 20" wide x 14" tall
• Custom-dyed, vintage-washed supersoft canvas day tote with webbed-cotton shoulder handles, and contrasting heavy-guage stitch details
• This bag is the perfect size for a laptop, groceries, the beach, or everyday wear

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% brass, handstamped
• The thin bangle measures 1/4" x 7" including the circle medallion, and will fit most wrists

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

They say the key to feeling successful is to set goals that are actually achievable. I'm shooting for somewhere right around the middle of the pack.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

If I'm gonna carry all the things for all the people all the time, I might as well do it in style.

Wear:

• 100% nylon

Why:

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• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I couldn't find my keys, their shoes, or any fucks left to give. If you can't relate, we probably can't be friends. #sorrynotsorry.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

All day. Every day.

Wear:

• Polished gold
• Bracelets are adjustable, measure 6" long, and fit wrist sizes 6-10"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm never that late, and I remember to pick up all the kids I'm supposed to like 94% of the time. What more do these people want from me?

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage, on fleek? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Polished gold or silver plated
• 6" long, adjustable to fit wrist sizes 6-10"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Being the hashtag BestMomEver is hashtag LifeGoals! Aaaaand then reality hits, and the bar lowers a little erryday. It's fine. Just remember, there's always someone out there screwing it up even worse than you are!

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 14kt gold filled or sterling silver
• Disc circumference is 5/8"
• 18" chain
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

Wear:

• 100% hypoallergenic acrylic
• Patch embroidery detail
• Unfolded, hand washable
• One size fits most

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Definitely gonna put my keys on this beauty. As soon as I find my keys, that is...

Wear:

• 3" x 1.25"
• Acrylic keytag
• Comes with 1" split keyring

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Two things I make sure I never leave home without: my makeup, and my kid. (Yes, in that order.)

Wear:

• 100% nylon

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

You know that big hairy guy who also lives with us? This may come as a shock, but he, too, can change your diaper, locate your toys, and even (gasp!) turn on the microwave. I need a few minutes of me time. Go see if he can help you out.

Wear:

• Satin with double straps for comfort.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Just keepin' him on his toes.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Because if we don't do it, who else will? No...seriously. That's not a rhetorical question. I would really love to know. 

Wear:

• Polished gold
• 6" long, adjustable to fit wrist sizes 6-10"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% cotton canvas tote bag
• Lightweight
• 14 1/2" x 15 1/2"
• Folds flat, 22" self-fabric handles

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real 

What:

Mother of toddlers, breaker of plans, the unshowered, Queen of the sandals, and first to barely remember her own name.

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Sun, surf, sand, summer. I'm officially in my happy place, beaches.  

Wear:

• 100% cotton 
• One size fits most

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Being the hashtag BestMomEver is hashtag LifeGoals! Aaaaand then reality hits, and the bar lowers a little erryday. It's fine. Just remember, there's always someone out there screwing it up even worse than you are!

Wear:

• 100% brass, handstamped
• The thin bangle measures 1/4" x 7" including the circle medallion, and will fit most wrists

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage, on fleek? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Natural canvas with zipped closure
• 5.5" x 7.25"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Behind every strong woman is an army of badass ladies who have her back. We all gotta stick together.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Pow! Zoom! Wow! A superhero-themed carry-all that's durable, fashionable, and fun? Now that's clutch.

Wear:

• Foldover clutch (12" unfolded height, 7" folded height. 10.5" width)
• Lined, cotton interior and exterior
• Fusible stabilizer adds sturdiness
• Heavy duty metal zipper
• Spot clean with warm water to wash

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 14kt gold filled
• Bars measure approximately 1.5"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Sun, surf, sand, summer. I'm officially in my happy place, beaches.  

Wear:

• 100% cotton "A" grade washed canvas
• 20" wide x 14" tall
• Custom-dyed, vintage-washed supersoft canvas day tote with webbed-cotton shoulder handles, and contrasting heavy-guage stitch details
• This bag is the perfect size for a laptop, groceries, the beach, or everyday wear

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I smelled like teen spirit. I ended up walking in the cold November rain till I was under the bridge. I wondered who was my wall. Ahhh...kids today will never know the pure joy of the perfect mix tape, but I'll keep reminding them that after 90s rock, nothing else matters.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

The key here is to raise them to respect women. (And to put the damn seat down.)

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I feel like just knowing where the eff my keys are would be a major key to success for me. 

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I don't necessarily need everything in here to be a MILF. But it doesn't hurt, either.

Wear:

• 100% canvas

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

A unicorn-covered carry-all that's durable, fashionable, and fun? Now that's clutch.

Wear:

• Foldover clutch (12" unfolded height, 7" folded height. 10.5" width)
• Lined, cotton interior and exterior
• Fusible stabilizer adds sturdiness
• Heavy duty metal zipper
• Spot clean with warm water to wash

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real