What:

Faster than a speeding toddler. Able to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a just-bathed blowout. Look, collapsed on the couch and still changing a diaper with one hand! It's — supermom!

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

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What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Christine is 5’6”, wearing a size M, and has a twin sister. (In fact, she has SIX sets of twins in her family!)

Why:

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What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

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• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
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• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

The truth? You can’t handle the truth. Either that, or I don’t feel like explaining it to you. And, besides, I’m the mom - that’s the only reason you need, buddy.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% cotton
• One size fits most

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

S: 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
XL: 27" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
2X: 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21" (chest) 

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft tank top
• Relaxed fit
• Gillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Friends like you keep me honest, keep me laughing, and keep me grateful. You really make this whole life thing a lot more fun. So seriously - thanks.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

You might not appreciate my pearls of wisdom today. But, ONE day, probably in the near future, you’ll turn to me and say, “Mom, you were right.  About EVERYTHING.” (At least, that’s how I imagine it happening.)

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Sun, surf, sand, summer. I'm officially in my happy place, beaches.  

Wear:

• 100% cotton 
• One size fits most

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

I don't want to say "I told you so," but...nah, just kidding, I love saying it. If everyone just listened to me at all times, things would run a lot more smoothly.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

King of the Beasts? Puh-leeze. Like every other species, it's the queens who run shit in the jungle. 

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Julianne is 5’9”, wearing a size M, and is a comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade, who loves The Princess Bride.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Yeah, you know me. Naptime is the BEST. Eyes closed, all swaddled up, half-drunk bottle leaking on the pillow. And sometimes my kids even take naps, too!

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real