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What:

Sometimes motherhood feels invisible, like no one sees all you’ve sacrificed, or how huge it is to barely hold it together on the days it keeps falling apart. If you see her doing it and making it look good, let her know.

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This Standard Unisex Crew Sweatshirt features a modern cut and is made from a super soft poly/rayon blend giving it that coveted lived-in feel. You might call it an “insta-favorite” sweatshirt. Proudly cut & sewn in the USA.

• 65/35 polyester/rayon fleece, 10 oz.
• Super soft handfeel
• Standard unisex fit
• Available in sizes XS - 3XL
• Matching sweatspants available!

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

Sometimes motherhood feels invisible, like no one sees all you’ve sacrificed, or how huge it is to barely hold it together on the days it keeps falling apart. If you see her doing it and making it look good, let her know.

Wear:

This standard unisex fit Jogger is made of an uber-soft poly/rayon blend giving it that lived-in, “favorite sweats” appeal. Proudly cut & sewn in the USA.

• 65/35 polyester/rayon fleece, 8 oz.
• Due to the blended fabric, print appears muted in color
• Standard unisex fit
• Available in sizes S - 2XL
• Made on demand. Allow 5-7 business days before shipment.

Why:

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• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• Super soft 50% poly, 37.5% cotton, 12.5% rayon
• Feminine, cozy, versatile, and plush in a classic pullover fit with a wide neck 
• Relaxed fit, can be worn off the shoulder
• Sideseamed with long sleeves, 1x1 rib neckline, and wide ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)

Why:

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What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage, on fleek? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blair is 5'11'', wearing a size M, and is semi-obsessed with Pez dispensers. (She has 397 of ‘em!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

Wear:

• 52% airlume-combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, crewneck, with front patch detail
• Modern, loose fit
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size M, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Yuko is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and can ride a unicycle (!), which we think is wheely cool.

Why:

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What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Being the hashtag BestMomEver is hashtag LifeGoals! Aaaaand then reality hits, and the bar lowers a little erryday. It's fine. Just remember, there's always someone out there screwing it up even worse than you are!

Wear:

• 100% brass, handstamped
• The thin bangle measures 1/4" x 7" including the circle medallion, and will fit most wrists

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% brass, handstamped
• The thin bangle measures 1/4" x 7" including the circle medallion, and will fit most wrists

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% cotton
• One size fits most

Why:

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What:

Definitely gonna put my keys on this beauty. As soon as I find my keys, that is...

Wear:

• 3" x 1.25"
• Acrylic keytag
• Comes with 1" split keyring

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I'm never that late, and I remember to pick up all the kids I'm supposed to like 94% of the time. What more do these people want from me?

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

Mother of toddlers, breaker of plans, the unshowered, Queen of the sandals, and first to barely remember her own name.

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage, on fleek? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

I feel like just knowing where the eff my keys are would be a major key to success for me. 

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

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What:

Just keepin' him on his toes.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Behind every strong woman is an army of badass ladies who have her back. We all gotta stick together.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I couldn't find my keys, their shoes, or any fucks left to give. If you can't relate, we probably can't be friends. #sorrynotsorry.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I smelled like teen spirit. I ended up walking in the cold November rain till I was under the bridge. I wondered who was my wall. Ahhh...kids today will never know the pure joy of the perfect mix tape, but I'll keep reminding them that after 90s rock, nothing else matters.

Wear:

• 100% Microsurfaced Impact Acrylic
• 2" x 0.75"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Polished gold or silver plated
• 6" long, adjustable to fit wrist sizes 6-10"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

Between super strength, mind-reading, and the ability to single-handedly get all the shit done all the time, my Mom Power makes me basically a superhero. (Also, I can shoot fire from my eyes. Just ask my SO.)

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blair is 5'11'', wearing a size M, and is semi-obsessed with Pez dispensers. (She has 397 of ‘em!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Being the hashtag BestMomEver is hashtag LifeGoals! Aaaaand then reality hits, and the bar lowers a little erryday. It's fine. Just remember, there's always someone out there screwing it up even worse than you are.

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Melanie is 5’4”, wearing a size S, and has never met a dog she didn’t love.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck

• Stylish, modern fit

• Sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges, neck ribbing, double needle hems, side seamed, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage

• Blair is 5'11'', wearing a size M, and is semi-obsessed with Pez dispensers. (She has 397 of ‘em!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

I couldn't find my keys, their shoes, or any fucks left to give. If you can't relate, we probably can't be friends. #sorrynotsorry.

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Emelie is 5’7”, wearing a size M, and could only eat Italian food while binging The Sopranos. (For 2 months!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Between super strength, mind-reading, and the ability to single-handedly get all the shit done all the time, my Mom Power makes me basically a superhero. (Also, I can shoot fire from my eyes. Just ask my SO.)

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges, neck ribbing, double needle hems, side seamed, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Goldfish, pretzels, cereal, fruit snacks, puffs, booty, popcorn, candy, yogurt, almonds. I carry it all, just in case. And sometimes I even bring snacks for the kids, too!  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every one of 'em should be celebrated.

Wear:

• Super-soft 100% combed cotton with crew neck
• Stylish, modern fit
• Sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges, neck ribbing, double needle hems, side seamed, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every one of 'em should be celebrated.

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• Melanie is 5’4”, wearing a size S, and has never met a dog she didn’t love.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
• Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

I couldn't find my keys, their shoes, or any fucks left to give. If you can't relate, we probably can't be friends. #sorrynotsorry

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
• Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
• XXXX is XX’XX”, wearing a size XX, and XXXXXXXXXX

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

I'm just over here making sure the next generation is ready to fix everything we screw up, and make the world a better place. No pressure or anything.  

Wear:

• 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton
• Relaxed fit with an open neckline and narrow neck banding for a contemporary look

• Cassie is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is 17 weeks pregnant with her first child! (Woo hoo!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy, with drawstring hood
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit, with ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

If I'm gonna carry all the things for all the people all the time, I might as well do it in style.

Wear:

• 100% nylon

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

I don't necessarily need everything in here to be a MILF. But it doesn't hurt, either.

Wear:

• 100% canvas

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy, with drawstring hood
• Modern, loose fit, with ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Christine is 5’6”, wearing a size M, and has a twin sister. (In fact, she has SIX sets of twins in her family!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, lightweight
• High/low hem and side slits
• Nicole is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is a Brooklynite (by way of Alaska!) who writes, directs, and acts in sketch comedy shows.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Faster than a speeding toddler. Able to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a just-bathed blowout. Look, collapsed on the couch and still changing a diaper with one hand! It's — supermom!

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton