What:

Faster than a speeding toddler. Able to leap tall Lego buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a just-bathed blowout. Look, collapsed on the couch and still changing a diaper with one hand! It's — supermom!

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

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What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

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What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy crewneck
• Modern, loose fit with dropped shoulder, ribbed cuffs & waistband
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

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• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Oh, is that how you say "super strong, independent badass who runs the world" in a bunch of different languages? Good to know.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy, with drawstring hood
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit, with ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

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What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, cozy, with drawstring hood
• Modern, loose fit, with ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket
• Tiffiny is 5’1”, wearing a size S, and has a son named Eleven (who was born months before Stranger Things even came out.)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Christine is 5’6”, wearing a size M, and has a twin sister. (In fact, she has SIX sets of twins in her family!)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

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What:

It's not just a word we hear 7,873,671 times a day. It's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.

Wear:

• 52% airlume-combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft, crewneck, with front patch detail
• Modern, loose fit
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size M, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

Why:

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What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, lightweight
• High/low hem and side slits
• Nicole is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and is a Brooklynite (by way of Alaska!) who writes, directs, and acts in sketch comedy shows.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft tank top
• Relaxed fit
• Meredith is 5’5”, wearing a size M, and went into labor during the Jonas Blizzard of ‘16...while her husband was fishing in Florida!

Why:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 50% cotton, 50% poly
• Super soft, cropped, with crewneck
• Relaxed fit
• Nicole is 5’4”, wearing a size S, and is a Brooklynite (by way of Alaska!) who writes, directs, and acts in sketch comedy shows.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
• Soft crewneck
• Modern, loose fit
• Jillian is 5’5”, wearing a size S, and professes her undying love for tacos and scotch — separate or together.

Why:

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What:

Okay, fine. Sometimes it's more like 97% mama and 3% coffee. But still. You get the point.

Wear:

• 14kt gold filled
• Bars measure approximately 1.5"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

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What:

I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait...was it all a dream? No. I'm sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool...um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.

Wear:

• Polished gold or silver plated
• 6" long, adjustable to fit wrist sizes 6-10"
• Hand-stamped individually, so no two pieces are exactly the same

Why:

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What:

We're all guided by a higher purpose. A deep belief that shapes our every thought and deed. Mine happens to be caffeine. Lots and lots and lots of caffeine.

May take up to 5 business days to process before shipping.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (runs small, size up for a more relaxed fit)
• Bailey is 5'7", wearing a size M, knows the capital of every state, and is just waiting for it to come up so she can impress everyone in the room.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 22.5" (chest) 
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest) 
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest) 
2X: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 25.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been an especially fun place.)

S: 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
XL: 27" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
2X: 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21" (chest) 

Why:

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What:

I like textes from my sitter, I like ordering in dinner. I like t-shirts, I like totes, don't like bathtime poop that floats. I like skipping toddler parties, yo, my Target run's my cardio.

Wear:

• 100% cotton
• Soft, stretchy crewneck
• Ultra-fitted (size up one or two for a more relaxed fit)
• Ashley is 5'1", wearing a size S, is obsessed with Dirty Dancing, and has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (So basically, nobody puts her in the corner!)

S: 25.75" (length from shoulder), 15" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder), 16" (chest)
L: 26.75" (length from shoulder), 17" (chest)
XL: 27.25" (length from shoulder), 18.5" (chest)
2X: 27.75" (length from shoulder), 20" (chest)

Why:

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What:

Cardi said it a lil differently, but you get the point. Once this baby gets going, you're in for a whole new world, girl. Like...foreva. Eeeeooowww!

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend scoopneck with dolman sleeve
• Loose, draped fit
• Iliana is 5’3”, wearing a size S, never goes anywhere without her journal, and thinks a tortoise would destroy a snail in a footrace. (Especially since the snail has no feet.)

S : 26.25" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest)
M: 26.75" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
L: 27.25" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
XL: 27.75" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)

Why:

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What:

Look, it's not for everyone. Let's get that out of the way up front. But if you do choose a path full of pinching, pulling, pumping, sucking, biting, cracking, and leaking, you deserve a medal. Or at least a badge.

Wear:

• 4" x 6"
• 14 pt. cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

Why:

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What:

From the minute you open your eyes to the minute you close 'em, you get shit done. Mommin' is a full-time job, and girl, you are straight-up slaying it.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend scoopneck with dolman sleeve
• Loose, draped fit
• Lani is 5’4”, wearing a size S, and her top 10 musicians are: 1-9) Beyoncé 10) Everyone else. #beyhive4life

S : 26.25" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest)
M: 26.75" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
L: 27.25" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
XL: 27.75" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

I came here to change diapers, and kick ass...and I'm all out of diapers. (Wait, that sounds totally badass, but are we seriously out of diapers? That is NOT good. I'll be right back.)

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Ashley is 5'1", wearing a size S, is obsessed with Dirty Dancing, and has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (So basically, nobody puts her in the corner!)

S : 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
XL: 27" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
2X: 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by 12/24. Please note that purchasing this item can affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by 12/24.

What:

I'm not really a mama bear. I'm more of a mama llama. Like, I'm pretty chill, but I'll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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