What:

Yeah, you know me. Naptime is the BEST. Eyes closed, all swaddled up, half-drunk bottle leaking on the pillow. And sometimes my kids even take naps, too!

Wear:

• 11" x 17"
• Rolland 100# uncoated paper
• Frame not included

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Yeah, you know me. Naptime is the BEST. Eyes closed, all swaddled up, half-drunk bottle leaking on the pillow. And sometimes my kids even take naps, too!

Wear:

• 100% airlume cotton
• Super-soft, stretchy crewneck
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Iliana is 5’3”, wearing a size S, never goes anywhere without her journal, and thinks a tortoise would destroy a snail in a footrace. (Especially since the snail has no feet.)

S: 25" (length from shoulder), 16.5" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder), 17.5" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder), 18" (chest)
XL: 27.5" (length from shoulder), 18.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Yeah, you know me. Naptime is the BEST. Eyes closed, all swaddled up, half-drunk bottle leaking on the pillow. And sometimes my kids even take naps, too!

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted, size up one for a more relaxed fit (size up two if you want extra fries)
• Iliana is 5’3”, wearing a size S, never goes anywhere without her journal, and thinks a tortoise would destroy a snail in a footrace. (Especially since the snail has no feet.)

S : 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
XL: 27" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
2X: 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21" (chest)  

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Once upon a time, women were afraid to admit that motherhood wasn't 100% rainbows and unicorns, or that their kid could – occasionally – be an asshole. And then Scary Mommy came along.

Wear:

• 100% cotton chino twill
• Unstructured, low-profile, six-panel
• One size, adjustable buckle closure with grommet

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

There's a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.

Wear:

• 100% cotton canvas tote bag
• Lightweight
• 14 1/2" x 15 1/2"
• Folds flat, 22" self-fabric handles

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real 

What:

Once upon a time, women were afraid to admit that motherhood wasn't 100% rainbows and unicorns, or that their kid could – occasionally – be an asshole. And then Scary Mommy came along.

Wear:

• 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Ultra-soft tri-blend crewneck, with just the right amount of stretch
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Karolena is 5’5”, wearing a size L, is a stand-up comedian, and once broke her knee playing rugby in college. (Which made it especially painful to deliver knee-slappers.)

S : 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
XL: 27" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest)
2X: 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21" (chest) 

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Ain't nobody got time for you today, Felicia.

Wear:

• 100% cotton
• Soft, stretchy crewneck
• Ultra-fitted (size up one or two for a more relaxed fit)
• Lani is 5’4”, wearing a size M, and her top 10 musicians are: 1-9) Beyoncé 10) Everyone else. #beyhive4life

S: 25.75" (length from shoulder), 15" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder), 16" (chest)
L: 26.75" (length from shoulder), 17" (chest)
XL: 27.25" (length from shoulder), 18.5" (chest)
2X: 27.75" (length from shoulder), 20" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

You know those people who don't need a pacifier to soothe their kid in the middle of a meltdown or when they're so overtired all they can do is scream and cry at superhuman volumes? I hate those people.

Wear:

• 65% poly, 35% viscose
• Super-soft, light, and airy
• Loose, draped fit crewneck with rolled cuffs, and a hi-low raw-edge hem
• Iliana is 5’3”, wearing a size M, never goes anywhere without her journal, and thinks a tortoise would destroy a snail in a footrace. (Especially since the snail has no feet.)

S : 25" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
M: 25.5" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Just embrace it. Between buying 'em, changing 'em, smelling 'em, and dreading 'em, you probably spend more time with diapers than with your friends! Lucky for you, it's only temporary. (Allegedly.)

Wear:

• 100% airlume cotton
• Super-soft, stretchy crewneck
• Fitted (size up one for a more relaxed fit)
• Bailey is 5’7”, wearing a size S, knows the capital of every state, and is just waiting for it to come up so she can impress everyone in the room.

S: 25" (length from shoulder), 16.5" (chest)
M: 26" (length from shoulder), 17.5" (chest)
L: 26.5" (length from shoulder), 18" (chest)
XL: 27.5" (length from shoulder), 18.5" (chest)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What

What’s that smell? Victory. Not everyone can be #1 Dad (of your particular kids), but you landed 1st place. Consider this your own personal Olympic Torch in the Parenting Games.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Packaged in Dad Scent box
• Available in 8 custom Dad Scents

1. Fire Up The Grill (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
2. Dad Shoe (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
3. Saturday Morning Pancakes (Smells syrupy and unburnt)
4. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
5. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
6. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
7. Mimosa & Chill (  Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
8. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

This candle is a layup to the a classic dad joke. People will ask you, “What’s updog?” and you’ll be able to hit ‘em with “not much dog, what’s up with you?” You are a comedy legend now, thanks to this candle as your wing man.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Packaged in Dad scents box
• Available in 8 custom scents

1. Fire Up The Grill (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
2. Dad Shoe (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
3. Saturday Morning Pancakes (Smells syrupy and unburnt)
4. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
5. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
6. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
7. Mimosa & Chill (  Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
8. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

what:

Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Packaged in Dad Scents box
• Available in 8 custom Scents

1. Fire Up The Grill (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
2. Dad Shoe (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
3. Saturday Morning Pancakes (Smells syrupy and unburnt)
4. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
5. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
6. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
7. Mimosa & Chill ( Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
8. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This product is on pre-order and will ship out 4 weeks after your order date

The design:

This is the official esports jersey of The Dad Gaming League sponsored by Planters. For more information on the league or to participate in the events, visit thedadgaming.com.

The details:

• Dry-Excel™ 100% polyester
• Semi-fitted T-shirt keeps your temperature down when the pressure goes up. 
• Tagless label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Nothing much, dawg. What's up with you? 

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Hopefully your kids don't scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and hurl themselves down an endless shaft when you make this statement...but, you never know.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

A lot of people think dads don’t know anything about fashion. Those people couldn’t be more wrong. For example, we know the difference between that pair of gross old sweatpants we should probably throw out but have a weird attachment to, and our Going Out Special Occasion Dress Sweats. 

She won’t even have to ask “is that what you’re wearing?” It’s obvious. These are your good sweats.

Wear:

This Men's Jogger is made of an uber-soft poly/rayon blend giving it that lived-in, “favorite sweats” appeal. Proudly cut & sewn in the USA.

• 65/35 polyester/rayon fleece, 8 oz.
• Due to the blended fabric, print appears muted in color
• Regular fit
• Available in sizes S - 2XL
• Model is 6ft, 185 lbs and is wearing size Medium
• Made on demand. Allow 5-7 business days before shipment.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

You know that big hairy guy who also lives with us? This may come as a shock, but he, too, can change your diaper, locate your toys, and even (gasp!) turn on the microwave. I need a few minutes of me time. Go see if he can help you out.

Wear:

• Satin
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

If you’re tired of yelling at everyone to stop yelling, this is the mask for you. 

Wear:

• Satin
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Don’t bother jiggling the machine or unplugging and plugging it back in. It’s out of service. Management has been alerted and is working on a solution. Until then, leave me alone.

Wear:

• Satin
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

This boxed set contains the key to the most accessible virtual reality experience of all time.

Slip on any of these 3 buttery-soft satin eye masks to transport to a peaceful world free of harsh lighting, unencumbered by the day’s chaos. Take a deep breath, exhale your worries and breath in calm as you savor the soothing view of the back of your eyelids. Start practicing for the big vacation you deserve with a mini vacation from incessant visual stimulation.

Each mask is printed with a message to deter interruption so you can snooze it before you lose it.

Wear:

• Three satin eye mask packaged in a gift box
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The design:

You’re more than some trophy with a devastatingly handsome exterior. It’s what’s inside that counts. And on the inside, your car smells really nice.

The details:

• 3 Trophy Husband air fresheners in custom scents:

1. Zen AF (Smells like calming lavender)
2. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
3. Ocean Waves on a Kid-Free Beach (Smells like tranquil waters)

• Long lasting fragrance that release aroma for weeks
• Made in The USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

The answer to “What’s that smell?” just got more Dad. Each iconic dad item and phrase is infused with a refreshing scent so invigorating your passengers will forget to ask, “Are we there yet?”

The details:

• 5 Dad themed air freshener in custom scents

1. Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
2. Grill Tongs (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
3. Dad Sneakers (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
4. Smells Like Updog In Here (Smells like Calming Lavender)
5. You Can Hold It Until You Get Here (Smells like Tranquil Waters)

• Long lasting fragrance that release aroma for weeks
• Made in The USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping November 19th (In time for the holidays)! 

The design:

Your partner in naps. An emergency vacuum. The family member that’s always happy to see you, even as a teenager. You might not have planned this bond, but there’s no hiding it. 

The details:

• Breathable poly cotton blend
• Machine washable
• Dimensions:

1. S : 14" W 19" L
2. L: 22" W 29" L

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

We’re The Dad. This is The Dog. Glad we cleared that up.

The details:

• Ultra soft poly/cotton blend
• Fabric breathes to keep dogs comfortable
• Easy to take on/off
• Machine washable

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Being The Dog is an important role around here, and don’t you fur-get it. Make your best friend the most pup-ular dog at the park in this stylish nylon collar featuring silver hardware and heavy-duty plastic buckle. Cold nose, warm heart, pawsome collar, can’t lose.

The details:

• Strong, secure double-locking buckle
• Heavy-duty stitching
• Adjustable for the perfect fit
• Strong metal D-ring
• Dimensions:

1. S: 11-15" L 0.63" W 
2. M: 14-20" L  0.75" W
3. L: 18-26" L  1" W 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

“What’s updog?” 

Not much, what’s up with you? In the classic dad joke, everyone is your dog. With this bandana, your actual dog is your dog.

The details:

• Breathable poly cotton blend
• Machine washable
• Dimensions:

1. S : 14" W 19" L
2. L: 22" W 29" L

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

 This item is on pre-order & will start shipping November 19th (In time for the holidays)! 

The design:

We’re The Dad. This is The Dog. Glad we cleared that up.

The details:

• Breathable poly cotton blend
• Machine washable
• Dimensions:

1. S : 14" W 19" L
2. L: 22" W 29" L

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.

The details:

• Dimensions 8 W X 12H
• Embossed metal sign
• Includes black dry erase pen

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

In the workplace, incident reports provide necessary data to administrators to make informed decisions on how to keep the business running smoothly. Now there’s a report for whatever the heck just happened in your home.

Life with kids is chock full of incidents. File a WTF Happened Report to help “management” improve systems, learn from mistakes, and have a good laugh (probably at a later date, after the mess has been dealt with).

Wear:

• 40 WTF Happened Report sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

The design:

These hilarious socks help avoid the agony of da feet. 

The details:

• 75% cotton, 21% nylon, 4% lycra
• One size fits most

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Cool-looking socks help avoid the agony of da feet.

The details:

• 75% cotton, 21% nylon, 4% lycra
• One size fits most

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal