Once upon a time, women were afraid to admit that motherhood wasn't 100% rainbows and unicorns, or that their kid could – occasionally – be an asshole. And then Scary Mommy came along.
S : 25.5" (length from shoulder) 16" (chest)M: 26" (length from shoulder) 17" (chest) L: 26.5" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest) XL: 27" (length from shoulder) 19.5" (chest) 2X: 27.5" (length from shoulder) 21" (chest)
SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.
Includes the following items:
The perfect gifts for moms who love a certain F-word (hint: it isn't "festive.")
A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.
This candle is out here looking cute and speaking truth. Make a statement and make it smell good in your house, too. Win/Win.