Sage Away The Bullshit candle
Sage Away The Bullshit candle

Sage Away The Bullshit candle

$35.00

What:

When you need to get the bad energy the fuck out of your face, light this candle. Inhale its soothing scent, exhale the bullshit. Repeat as necessary

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in our custom Scary Mommy "Sage Against The Machine" scent (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.

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What:

Why have a nervous breakdown when you can have a nervous burndown. If this candle’s alighted you should probably be affrighted. Don’t worry, nerves regenerate, but it’s gonna be a minute.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
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  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  5. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
  6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.

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$35.00

What:

How’s it going? It’s GOING. How’s my day? It’s been a fucking DAY. When mom is answering questions like this, do something helpful or go into hiding. Preferably both.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 6 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  5. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
  6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.

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What:

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Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 6 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  5. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
  6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.