I like textes from my sitter, I like ordering in dinner. I like t-shirts, I like totes, don't like bathtime poop that floats. I like skipping toddler parties, yo, my Target run's my cardio.
S: 25.75" (length from shoulder), 15" (chest)M: 26" (length from shoulder), 16" (chest) L: 26.75" (length from shoulder), 17" (chest)XL: 27.25" (length from shoulder), 18.5" (chest)2X: 27.75" (length from shoulder), 20" (chest)
SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.
Includes the following items:
The perfect gifts for moms who love a certain F-word (hint: it isn't "festive.")
A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.
This candle is out here looking cute and speaking truth. Make a statement and make it smell good in your house, too. Win/Win.