CANDLES ARE BACK!! Orders will begin to ship 11/10

What: 

The perfect gift for PSL-loving, cardigan-wearing, basic AF candle aficionados. This ultimate gift set includes one of each of our snarky seasonal candles with funny sayings and limited-time scents.

Wear:

• 4 of our favorite Fall candle and scent combos

1. Leaf Me Alone With A Scent of Autumn Leaves Sanity Please
2. This Candle Counts As My Fall Decor With A Scent of Fall My Second Favorite F Word
3. Pretend I'm Baking Something With A Scent of A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard 
4. Sugar & Spice & Don't Tell Me I'm Nice With A Scent of Ladies of The World, Pumpkin Spice up Your Lives

• 13.75 oz each
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time each
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Comes with ALL 4 custom Scary Mommy Fall Scents

1. Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
2. A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
3. Fall My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
4. Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please (Woodland Escape notes Lemon, Cedarwood, Fir Balsam, and Vanilla)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

NEW Candles! This item is on Pre-order and will begin to ship 10/19. Except for Fall My Second Favorite F Word which will begin to ship 11/6.

What:

Go ahead, try to tell me to smile and see how that ends for you. The perfect candle for a snarky badass mama who also happens to like pretty scented candles.

Wear:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in 4 custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
2. Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
3. A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
4. My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

NEW Candles! Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives and A Forced Family Outing To An Apple Orchard will begin to ship 10/19. Fall My Second Favorite F Word and Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please will begin to ship 11/6.

What: 

For those moments where you can really relate to the lifeless husks of tattered fall leaves. As moms, sometimes we could use a solitary walk in the woods on the road less traveled by where no kids are whining or complaining. Let your family know it’s time to make like a tree and leaf mom alone for a while.

Wear:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in 4 custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
2. A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
3. My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
4. Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please (Woodland Escape notes Lemon, Cedarwood, Fir Balsam, and Vanilla)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

NEW Candles! This item is on Pre-order and will begin to ship 10/19. Except for Fall My Second Favorite F Word which will begin to ship 11/6.

What:

Finally, all the benefits of baking homemade treats with none of the work. Fill your home with this comforting scent and then dump some store-bought cookies on a paper plate. Boom, you’re really nailing this domesticity thing.

Wear:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in 4 custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
2. Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
3. A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
4. My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real