What:

SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.

Wear:

Includes the following items:

• Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
• Mom's Planning and Profanity Notebook
• Official Warning Notepad
• Out of Service candle with a scent of Go Ask Your Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Sandalwood) 

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What: 

The perfect gifts for moms who love a certain F-word (hint: it isn't "festive.")

Wear:

• 4 of our favorite Winter candle and scent combos

1. O'Holy Fuck Candle With A Scent of Evergreen Tress & Sanity Please
2. Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire With A Scent of Spiced Holiday Stress
3. And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This With A Scent of Festive AF
4. Silent Night Everyone STFU With A Scent of Shit, It's Cold

• 13.75 oz each
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time each
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Comes with 4 custom Scary Mommy Winter Scents

1. Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
2. Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
3. Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
4. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.

Wear:

• 36 coloring pages
• Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
• 8.5" x 11"
• Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What: 

This candle is out here looking cute and speaking truth. Make a statement and make it smell good in your house, too. Win/Win.

Wear:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
2. Festive AF (Orange Zest with notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
3. Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Orange Zest with notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
4. Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
5. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real