My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle

My Last F*ck Candle

Regular price $35.00

CANDLES ARE BACK!! Fall My Second Favorite F Word & Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please will begin to ship 11/6, Zen AF scent will begin to ship 10/26 all other scents will begin to ship 10/19. If you purchase Zen AF,  Fall My Second Favorite F Word, or Autumn Leaves and Sanity with other scents, your order will ship once the these scents are able to ship.

What:

I thought I had a few left to give. I could have sworn I saw them the other day, when my kids were climbing on me during a Zoom call. Or maybe they were somewhere in that pile of toys in the corner. (Or is that laundry? Who can tell anymore?) But nope, it turns out there was only one, single, solitary f*ck that I had left to give. And now it's on fire, so I'm all out. Gotta say, though — it smells lovely.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
  5. A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
  6. My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
  7. Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please (Woodland Escape notes Lemon, Cedarwood, Fir Balsam, and Vanilla)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.