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The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
Regular price
$164.00
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What:
The perfect gifts for moms who love a certain F-word (hint: it isn't "festive.")
Wear:
4 of our favorite Winter candle and scent combos
O'Holy Fuck Candle With A Scent of Evergreen Tress & Sanity Please
Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire With A Scent of Spiced Holiday Stress
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This With A Scent of Festive AF
Silent Night Everyone STFU With A Scent of Shit, It's Cold
13.75 oz each
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time each
Hand Poured in the USA
Comes with 4 custom Scary Mommy Winter Scents
Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
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Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
Regular price
$15.00
What:
A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.
Wear:
36 coloring pages
Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
8.5" x 11"
Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces
Why:
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The Weather Outside Is Frightful Because Climate Change Is Real candle
Regular price
$35.00
What:
This candle is out here looking cute and speaking truth. Make a statement and make it smell good in your house, too. Win/Win.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Festive AF (Orange Zest with notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Orange Zest with notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
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