Don’t make me do it. Because every time I do, I get closer to that day when I will actually get to “3” and you still haven’t moved, and then I’ll have to figure out what the hell to do after that. (Please, don’t make me do it.)
100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
Modern, loose fit
Blair is 5'11", wearing a size L, and is named after her dad's college dorm. (Which must have been anespeciallyfun place.)
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