The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.
Sun, surf, sand, summer. I'm officially in my happy place, beaches.
King of the Beasts? Puh-leeze. Like every other species, it's the queens who run shit in the jungle.
I don't want to say "I told you so," but...nah, just kidding, I love saying it. If everyone just listened to me at all times, things would run a lot more smoothly.