Mom Bod roll sleeve tee
Mom Bod roll sleeve tee
Mom Bod roll sleeve tee
Mom Bod roll sleeve tee
Mom Bod roll sleeve tee
Mom Bod roll sleeve tee
Mom Bod roll sleeve tee
Mom Bod roll sleeve tee

Mom Bod roll sleeve tee

$28.00

The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.

What:

From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every one of 'em should be celebrated.

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  • 100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
  • Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
  • Melanie is 5’4”, wearing a size S, and has never met a dog she didn’t love.
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