What:

Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us.

Wear:

• 12 oz stoneware
• Glossy white with red rim and speckles
• Hand wash recommended

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.

Wear:

• 100% brass, handstamped
• The thin bangle measures 1/4" x 7" including the circle medallion, and will fit most wrists

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

The cup says it all, really. You better watch out if you see me sippin' from this bad boy.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.

Wear:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

The cup says it all, really. You better watch out if you see me sippin' from this bad boy.

Wear:

• 11 oz stoneware
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

The cup says it all, really. You better watch out if you see me sippin' from this bad boy.

Wear:

• 16 oz vacuum insulated stainless steel
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.

Wear:

• 16 oz stainless steel
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Me: Hold my beer.

This coaster set is made up of the hilarious dad-isms you've heard (or said) a million times, whether you are a dad, have a dad, or just know a dad. We don't really recommend putting your drink down too often, but if you have to, you might as well place it on something that's (almost) as punny and funny as you are. Another plus? No more rings on the precious stuff, Gollum. Especially since you didn't buy the warranty on any of it...because that's how they get ya.

The details:

• Pack of 6 coasters 
• Card dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

 What:

The real happy hour for parents is the little celebratory window when the kids are finally in bed (at least for now.) Cheers to having some kid-free time! Enjoy it while it lasts.

Wear:

• 12 oz vacuum insulated stainless steel
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Due to shipping delays, we believe only recipients in the following states may NOT receive their orders by 12/24: 

AK AZ CA CO HI ID MT ND NE NM NV OR PR SD UT WA WY

 What:

This is the last straw, folks. If you're hanging by a thread here, fill this baby with iced coffee and tell everyone to stay back.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

It happened again, I'm back on my bullshit. Consider this a warning.

Wear:

• 16 oz vacuum insulated stainless steel
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

Okay kids, back off. No, you can't have a sip. Get your own sippy cup and let mom have at least one thing in life that's just for her.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

Okay kids, back off. No, you can't have a sip. Get your own sippy cup and let mom have at least one thing in life that's just for her.

Wear:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

Okay kids, back off. No, you can't have a sip. Get your own sippy cup and let mom have at least one thing in life that's just for her.

Wear:

• 16 oz stainless steel
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

All right stop, collaborate and listen. This is the perfect cup for anyone who can’t live without their iced coffee on hand at all times.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real